Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Good ol Satan Clause

ya wretch ya I ketch ya!

Isn't there an infinitely satisfying feeling when you can prove that someone is a moron. Ok maybe moron is a harsh word but lets just say doesn't it feel good to be able to bring some folk down a peg.

Like for a while you have this sneaking suspicion that someone is clueless but you just don't have the evidence for conviction. They throw their so-called competence at you, insisting to be heard and demanding respect but yet your spider sense is tingling like crazy saying something's not exactly what it seems like right here. They're trying to pull the wool over your eyes, they're bluffing, they are pretending to be what they are not.

You also get the impression that they are trying to pull themself up by making you look silly or by making a point about frivolous issues but you play along since you don't consider yourself infallible, above making a mistake, while simultaneously you play it off graciously thinking no big deal anyways or like Redman would say whatever man.

And then cue Ryan Toby singing oh happy day you finally have clear, convict-able in a court of law, irrefutable proof that they were wrong and you were right. Clouds part, sun shines, Angels on harps sing the Hallelujah chorus and you develop this really big smile which you have the hardest time hiding.

And while you may not actually be able to do a touchdown style celebration or a Tiger Woods fist pump and it would be wrong to cc everyone on the email you're sending which should start ' no ya blasted jackass' but unfortunately cannot since that's not proper and all, you do have this warm feeling deep down inside knowing that you know and they know you know that they messed up and their ego is now severely deflated

This must be how policemen feel when they bust a previously untouchable suspect.

How sweet it is! Now pardon me while I close my office door and do a Joe Hallenbeck jig.


"There's not much more to tell than that. Water's wet, the sky is blue and ol' Satan Clause, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger." Joe Hallenbeck

10 comments:

Rose said...

Yep especially if they have been acting an azz....then you prove they are a moron...priceless...

mistikhal1 said...

Bruce Willis had some great lines as Joe Hallenbeck. Loved that movie.

Campfyah said...

ah who dunn pissed yuh off at de JOB now..but ah know de feeling, yuh just wanna roll up in dey face and bumrush dem fuh dey stupidity..but yuh control yuhself and move right along.

princessdominique said...

People who think they know everything can't be taught. You must let them stew in their foolishness.

Luke Cage said...

The Last Boyscout does not get the credit it deserves J. But it does have Tony Scott's trademark in your face loudedness that he's so known for. Do you see the resemblance of that movie to Man on Fire?

Who can forget the bad guy kept referring to Willis as Joseph?

Joseph: I'm the good guy and you're the bad guy right?

Dude: I AM the bad guy.

Joseph: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear. Something like that?

Dude: Something like that...

I love it!

Crankyputz said...

Where's the back story to this post??

jelli said...

Yep, I have had to pleasure of doing just what you described. I have even passed on some opportunities to bring some no it all down a notch.

Abeni said...

Yeah Jdiddy wuz the back story.Still,I can understand the thrill:)

Jdid said...

if i write back story allya gine claim the post too long . and why does there need to be a backstory anyway. use your imagination.

SP said...

Sounds like you had a good day at work...