Friday, September 26, 2008

PETA

In case you werent completetly convinced that PETA is run by a bunch of jackasses. Read here


If the well-meaning crusaders at PETA – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals – were to pull off their latest publicity stunt, Ben & Jerry's ice cream parlours could end up being called Hooters.
That's because, this week, in a letter to company co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, PETA "urged" them to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk in their products.


Do I really need to point out why this makes no sense whatsoever?

Yea if I'm an animal I really really want these guys to be my advocates. But then again I guess PETA does do its job and make us feel sorry for the plight of animals. Poor animals cant even afford proper representation cause being represented by PETA is like some poor sap in court being represented by the pro bono lawyer who thinks legal briefs come in three packs from Fruit of the Looms. Cuhdear! Lets raise some funds so the animals can have proper representation and ditch these PETA bozos.

16 comments:

Radmila said...

I'm convinced that PETA has a breast obsession.
All their protests require chicks to be naked or in bikini's and now the breast milk in ice cream thing....I think that maybe PETA members weren't breast fed long enough as infants.

PETA won't be satisfied until humans are living in the doghouse in the backyard, while dogs dine on china in the house.

GC (God's Child) said...

cows are treated pretty badly though
they don't frolic in the grass or anything like that like in the islands and they are milked long beyond the point that a calf would wean itself
they get all kinds of ulcers on their udders
and I even heard that chocolate milk is made by some dairies when the milk is too bloody to sell.
Anyway, milk hurts my belly so I drink soy.

Gussie said...

What do they propose? A special facility for lactating women to harvest their breast milk? Where do i send my resume?

Hmmm, I thimk i'm going to remove chocolate milk from my diet.

Empath said...

Hey I am all for animal rights and such...but those PETA people are animal rights extremists...their message is lost in their noise.

Will said...

oh those quacks at peta again... sigh...

so are we going to have farms where lactating women get milked in order to make ice cream??? is anyone else seeing the vaguely freudian implications of this???

where does one apply for the job of milker???

blahblohblog said...

Oh PETA *eyeroll* Those people are such loons, they have lost all shred of respectability.

And though I am sure none of us would actually want to eat breat milk ice cream, let me just point out that breast milk neither smells nor tastes particularly yummy. To a human infant - sure, it's manna from heaven. To a human adult? Eh, not so much.

Stunner said...

Now that is just a coke-head statement by PETA! Ridiculous!

ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID said...

They have become a bunch of loonies!!

Abeni said...

lol,that's hilarious. Wonder ho w much they will pay for a pint? I got milk I can sell

nahmix said...

As I've always believed, PETA is INSANE!

Guyana-Gyal said...

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Those are my eyes, by the way. Dazed expression.

Ruthibelle said...

That legal briefs thing was pretty darned funny... GC's mention bout bloody chocolate was NOT (ack! There goes my chocolate...)

And this ish bout using breast milk instead of animal's milk in ice-cream... oh lawd have mercy! Ben&Jerry could kiss me goodbye...

Crankyputz said...

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princessdominique said...

Yeah, jackrabbit alert!

freemanpress said...

PETA just knows you put some big breasted women in lettuce bikinis I am going to wonder what the hell is going on. PETA is nuts but their marketing arm is good.

Pepper said...

cuhdear! LOL I LOVE when u seh dat...i think this blog shud be renamed cuhdear!

ok maybe is me one find it that funny...that chocolate milk bit tho...thanks alot gc (yech!)