Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Bin hiding

Did I tell you guys that I saw Osama at my supermarket the other day? Serious thing ya kno!

De wife was away and I was meandering my way through the supermarket buying all sorts of foolishness that I didn't need to when this fella come in the front door that made me do a double take. Osama is that you? Ya bin hiding in Scarborough?

Ok yea it wasn't really Osama but seriously if I was going to go by the "all people of other races look the same" theory that certain people seem to be fond on I would swear that it was him.

The face was a bit different and he wasn't as tall as the real Osama but that's where the differences ended. Y'all must have seen that silent video they play on CNN over and over with Bin Laden up in the mountains in Afghanistan or someplace so where his face look bushy bushy with a big salt and pepperish beard. He is wearing a certain style of turban wrapped around his head with a green army jacket over his traditional garb? Y'all seen that right? Well the fella in the supermarket did look just just like that.

Oh yea I'm being stereotypical you say. Always picking on the Muslim people y'all say. First I was telling wunnah about hijabs gone wild now I'm saying that all the Muslim men look like Bin Laden. Cuhdear!

But I wasn't the only person in the supermarket that had to do a double take cause everyone in the checkout line turn around with the same look I had thinking to themselves wait no that cant be Bin Laden. Seriously if any CIA agents used to shop in my supermarket that man would be skin out on the floor all like now. Blam! Shots would have rung out. Cause if ya just saw him from the side you would swear that it was Bin Laden.

I mean even I was there thinking wait them got a reward for Bin Laden? Looka let me go and lik he down with this shopping cart cause a brother could use some big money.

I also wanted to follow him around though to see what a Bin Laden clone would buy in a supermarket. I got this theory that the man was on a pork run, I wish I had followed him with a camera.

26 comments:

Dawud said...

went back and read the Hijab gone wild story...It's funny cause as one who practice Islam i remember the argumenst over what the sisters were wearing even when covered, i even seen a sister get lifted and carried out the Masjid due to her jeans being so tight...
when i have had my Palestanian scarf on with my beard i have been told on a few occasions to "go back to Saudi" to which i replied but i Yemen...Fools...

Miz JJ said...

Lol! You are too silly. My best friend is convinced she saw Bin Laden as well. You guys need to stop watching so much CNN.

Urban Sista said...

You're ridiculous! Osama camping out in Scarborough and doing groceries. LOL!!! You know he's not in North York -- it's too dangerous in those parts.

Amadeo said...

Bin Laden is either a 10 year old corpse or chilling in the U.S. I can see him riding in his Hummer right now.

Sunshine said...

Hi Jdid-jus passing through.

brooklyn babe said...

JDid, you been drinkin to much maulby and sershi bush, lol. You Bin Laden in pon Flatbush Brooklyn NY, selling muslim oils and grease!

BajanQueen said...

You have no sense!! Ya gine lik down the man with ya cart, and it ain't even him!!

I would have turned on my tv today to see a man being arrested in Canada for running down a muslim man he thought was Bin Laden with his shopping cart! ~LOL~

To funny...this is why I read your post, you're to much! *smile*

~Smooches~

Shotta M said...

You wicked man. Could use some of the Bin Ladin reward money; would by myself a yatch with it, drop out of school and sail around the world.

Abeni said...

you know they say the best palce to hide is where people won't think of looking.I say it was him:)

Brotha Buck said...

I know what you mean, the wife and I saw Barry White in down town New Orleans, this was, of course, back when there was a New Orleans, and a Barry White. Um...it wasn't really him though.

Ri said...

Big up Bin Hiden.

Quirky Creativity said...

LOL!!!! Bin Laden shopping in scar???? Hilarious!!
I definitely have to low' dat, since i'm convinced that Jim Carrey works 5 spot from my desk at work.

Hijabs gone wild!!! Jokes!!I'll admit, i thought the same thing!!

Dr. D. said...

JDiddy...how you mean to mek the reward money pass you? Now all the other Canadian bloggers who read you post a go look fe try get the man turn een and collect the funds based on your tip off! Cho man.....

I vex cause I know you would be able to have one big rass Christmas session wid de $$$ and pay to fly all of you Caribbean bloggers up to Canada to join you in the lika drinking etc! Kiss teet! ;-)

Slow Metamorphosis said...

Pork Run??? LOL your nuts

Groove said...

ohhhh You should have called crime stoppers! Lol. You are a nut. Hope all is well.

Campfyah said...

lawdee...looka wha greet me on muh first blog read back. But it coulda be Bin intrute hiding out, just where de Feds won't look, in dem back yard.

~b*b~ said...

see - another reason why i stay in the west! (lol - just kidding don't come after me scarlem people!)

BajanSistren said...

Don't talk so fast ~b*b~ cause I live out in de west and last year Bin was living/working out here. I see him on two occasions, once in de mall and de next time he was driving taxi. I know I did miss he but I din realize he had moved to Scarberia.

Stunner said...

Hey for real, all muslim men look alike to me! If the CIA is like the Jamaican police, that dude would be painting the floor red long time.

Me said...

I mean even I was there thinking wait them got a reward for Bin Laden? Looka let me go and lik he down with this shopping cart cause a brother could use some big money.

LOL Now that's funny. You're silly. I did almost not get on a flight with a clearly muslim man carrying an unidentifiable bag once. This was right after 9/11. Me and a few of the other passengers were ready to whoop his ass at tha first sign of trouble. "Don't start none, won't be none, now!"

princessdominique said...

Bin Laden? Dude you are hilarious. Next thing you'll be saying is he was buying cans of Spam *lol*

Quel said...

You're so funny.

I like the red and green bloglist...very christmasy.

Rose said...

Many times I was so paranoid that I was searching for him on all the planes I were on.....

obifromsouthlondon said...

what you on about? bin laden lives round my manor! met him in blockbusters the other day. we nodded and gave each other a pound :)

LivingSingle said...

You are funny! But heck, that probably was him though. Wherever he is, he is getting his chill on!

Dr. D. said...

Wait, you really bin hididng fe true.