Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Dear Mr spammer

Hi

How are you today? Ok lets just cut to the chase. Every day ya sending me these emails that got me worried.

I dont know who you got spying on me or who giving you false info but contrary to what you think currently I have no need of Viagara or Cialis, I do not need a more powerful enlargement or to heighten sensation. Also I would like to know who tell you that I need to enhance my anotomy? Wunnah got secret cameras on me or what? Ya mekkin a fella feel real self conscious when he go in the bathroom these days.

And where you get this information that de wife complaining in the bedroom? See dat is just pure misinformation. Looka de woman duz complain in the kitchen and the living room too. In fact de woman duz complain all ova de house but wunnah stressing this she complaining in de bedroom thing to mek I man look small (no pun intended). Dat not right ya kno!

Oh and another thing. NO I do not need to enhance my breast size.

Thank you.
Jdid

26 comments:

Dr. D. said...

You sure bout dat rude bwoy? I hear seh JDid account for a large chunk of the Canadian sales o dem pills for erectile dysfunction! Never mind, we understand....nobody expects that you going blog 'bout stuff like dat to rahtid! ;-)

Jus cool.

Campfyah said...

ha ha ha I must tell Mr Spammer de same, cause he always want me tuh enlarge my manhood too, like he know sumthing I doan know.

Mad Bull said...

Re the comment about your wife not complaining in the b.r., thats not what I see on this video I am watching... ;-)
Oh, and don't flip me the finger like that, its rude and unbecoming... and don't say you didn't do it, I saw you!

J-Nell said...

You tell him!!

'ka said...

LOL................. i love this!!!!!

Urban Sista said...

But, don't you really want a B-cup, though? I like the emails from the Nigerians asking me to help them get three million dollars out of their country. All I have to do is send them my banking information. Next thing yuh know, yuh see my face big on the TV bawling 'bout how my life savings get tief 'way. Chupse.

Miz JJ said...

Lol! Love the comments about your wife complaining all around the house. Is that why you spend so much time on the computer?

Honest said...

Ha! I should write the same letter..I think those spammers are also trying to say I'm fat. I might need to loose a few pounds but I'm not FAT! lol!

brooklyn babe said...

Lol. Oh you get those emails too huh?
Sup J-Diddy... long time.
Just giving ya a link.
Lata *

Amadeo said...

The person who invented spam should be dragged into an alley and beaten with a bag of quarters.

Radmila said...

Well, if you feel that way...imagine me!
Mr Spammer is very concerned with the size of my manhood...and I'm a woman!

Slow Metamorphosis said...

lol - Thats what I'm talking about. The spam is out of control these days.

Abeni said...

Yeah Yeah am tired of getting mail to enhance my manhood .

princessdominique said...

Ya know, I hate spam with a passion too. Gmail is sort of good for blocking it. I've had it for almost a year and have seen 10 pieces tops. Gmail catches everything else.

Ri said...

I hear you about dem viagra spammers, boy. Even my dad gets them on his email. De odda day I asked him if he got my email and he said only got one about the viagra (he pronounced it the British way, i.e. veeagra not vyagra.)I told him I didnt send that one.

BajanQueen said...

I can see I've been out of the loop too long....

Wow I tell ya! When the cat's away the mice will play apparently! *smile*

How is Jdid Jr??

~Smooches~

De Immigrant said...

Yes boss, LUV IT!!

Kaschief said...

LOL!! That one was sweet.

Leon said...

Never had a girlfriend that complained about my manhood. I've gotten tons of spam, from lower mortage payments, to make money at home to male enhancement. And yes, even the classic Nigerian account scam.

notyouraverage.... said...

what is 'oem' anyway? all the spammers seem to think i need it.

Stunner said...

I agree with you Jdid, I hate spam! Damn bastards!

Rose said...

You told the Jdid. They get on my nerves telling me they can make my penis larger. (LOL)

Guyana-Gyal said...

Ya meant to tell me Spam ain't something to put in sandwich?!? :-0

solitaire said...

Hey J-Diddy...
Mi did laugh so hard at the ting bout wife inna di bedroom.

Brotha Buck said...

Hahaha, dont return the email, they'll just send more.

Scratchie said...

hahahahahha ...... seems they want all the men to compete with the ladies for breast size champion....