Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Halle Berry

Is it just my thinking or does Halle Berry really stink at choosing men?

I mean don't get me wrong, she is one of the most beautiful women in the world great at her proven craft of acting but.......


something like it wrong with her head when it comes to picking men.

PhotobucketThink about it. It seems like every single man Halle been linked to or had a relationship with that we know of has had issues. (And me not just saying that cause she never holla at me when me was single.)

First she married the baseball player David Justice and then quick so that was done and she take out a restraining order against him and there were supposedly hints of abuse.

Then she marry the singer Eric Benet and lo and behold the man turn out to have sex addiction, cheated on her and that marriage done one time.

Now she got this white model fella Aubrey something or the other who she ain't married to but they have a baby and he and she now going through acrimonious custody battle with him getting vex that people say that the baby black.

Memo to model dude, if one a de parents black de chile black even if Tiger set a trend that now the children ain't want to admit that they is. And it ain't that I trying to claim extra black children I just telling he what society does see when they see children of mixed black and white parentage.

Anyway all a that to say I feel Halle need help. So if Ms Berry ever read my blog I have one suggestion for her. Ya know how allya celebrities duz have entourage: a fella to hold de purse and a fella to carry de drugs, an a fella to sort out the groupies between ugly and passable and a fella to be the bodyguard and such and such well I suggesting that Halle get herself a special entourage person just for one specific task. And that is  to help she pick men.

Admit it Halle, ya superficial an ya duz juss look face and don't see that the men ya picking have issues. So get this person to screen out your men for you. Anytime a fella approach you or you see a fella an think he may be the next one, confer with this entourage member and get their advice before ya do anything at all.

Trust me Halle that is the only way for you to go now.

8 comments:

Empath said...

I dunno. She seems 'bad lucked' as they say. I just hope that this battle don't mess up the little child.

Stunner said...

Yo jdid! Hail bro!

Yep, she certainly seem to be choosing the wrong ones, one after the next.

Abeni said...

Just shows that looks alone can't keep men..don't ask me what keeps them cos I ain't figured it out yet:)

Crankyputz said...

U know I don't believe he said that.....it seems silly, and he's canadian....

But yes, she does seem to have terrible luck or something else is going on.....as usual you crack me up

Ruthibelle said...

lol@Abeni

ardean said...

oh, poor Halle!

chrome said...

lol! I'm trying to imagine Halle getting advice from her "weed carrier". You the entourage is just a crew of "yes" men, she's gonna get nothing good from them. in fact they may be the reason she's never done good with men

Guyana-Gyal said...

Thing is, I ain't know is why she and this last chap break up. She was praising him from head to toe one time on Oprah, is what change?

And as Abeni say.....