Tuesday, August 22, 2006

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Will always love you-ou-ou-ou!

Funniest story I read in the news in a while is here. It says that apparently Osama has a serious crush on Crackney umm sorry I mean Whitney Houston. Which begs the questions?

So exactly how long has that dude been living in a cave? Has he seen Whitney lately? How much Opium has he been smoking in that cave?

But there got to be elements of this that the authorities can use. Whitney Houston crack special undercover agent maybe. Yea send Whitney down to Afghanistan and Osama would cease to be a threat in no time flat.

Oh the scenarios I can think of. How I wish I had my own comedy special right about now just to do some of these skits. Its gold Jerry gold!

And the story continues to say that Bin Laden talked about taking out Bobby Brown. Here's an idea Osama vs Bobby live pay per view cage or rather cave match. I'm putting my cash on Bobby. That cat is crazy and he's from Roxbury that's all I'm saying.

15 comments:

Luke Cage said...

Unbelievable J. I can only shake my head to this and just.. you know what? That dude has been in a cave for faaaar too long man. I mean, dude was gunning for Bobby Brown y'all! What in the world??

Brotha Buck said...

So, he doesn't like the west, only western women? Hum.

Abeni said...

lol,Whitney and the ultimate bad boy.Bobby don't stand a chance

Stunner said...

He be smoking some serious opium up in that cave!

Well they have things in common, both love to use drugs!

gdab55 (Dom) said...

Have to pierce the hilarity of the story to note his obiter dicta that black women are generally only good for sex, and that Whitney might have surpassed that threshold were she suitably islamicised. Therein lay her singularity for him: a black woman who could possibly rise above the status of concubine.

Dr. D. said...

This is just too much!

Amadeo said...

It might be a good fight, but Bobby coming out on top...ain't no black man from the projects, who is famous going to lose a fight in front of his woman. Beside when Bin Laden sees how Whitney is now it'll break his spirit.

SP said...

I say we send her over to him!

Miz JJ said...

I think he liked old school Whitney...pre-crack Whitney. I also heard that Osama had a thing for black women. One of his mistresses who wrote that book is black and said that. Why do we always get the crazies? Lol.

Nikki said...

Why does Osama look like Vlade Divac with a long beard?

Ri said...

Well he might get addicted to crack (or crackhead punanny) and forget about the al qaeda, and jihad, and all the rest of it.

Shotta M said...

Tell me it ain't so??

BajanQueen said...

You have got to be kidding me?!?!?!

The world done gone crazy for real!!

~Smooches~

Scratchie said...

He and Whitney would be a perfect match. They actually look alike...lol

obifromsouthlondon said...

boy the comments even the comments made for good reading. evil corporates 72 virgins it goes on ... what was the first comment deleted, please tell :(