Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Send in the Clones!

I think I need a clone. Is just a temporary thing, just need him for one day. June 2nd. Why?

You know every now and then one day comes up where its like you getting invited to a million and one events? Well June 2nd is one of those days for me. Birthday party, Birthday party Housewarming, get-together, this that and the third. And is free food at all a dem too ya know so that make it even worse. The thing is and this is what always happens. You always get that one day that's like that and then some weekends when ya home bored and nothing to do not a thing at all going on. Its a cruel trick I say, a conspiracy by my friends.

Anyways barring the sudden invention of Star Trek like Transporter technology I cant mek everybody bashment so I say if ya want me to attend send me some advanced food samples or at the very least a potential menu so I can make a proper decision regarding who will be graced with my attendance.

9 comments:

Dutch Pot said...

You well popular! Such a frenzy indicates your sphere of friends is tres wide, since if they were all friends they would avoid same dates. LOL Well you can (1) send a doggy bag in lieu of you or (2) State your preference in menu (GASP) and see who meets it best.
Then pray you have friends left after June 2. :)

Abeni said...

Ok here's what you do.You send reps with a warning to bring home the food or else:)

Campfyah said...

well If I din out busy dah same day a woulda help yuh out, but I might need a clone muhself
but how yuh get pun summuch people A list doh

Crankyputz said...

Whew, I say you split the family up, wifey takes one event, kiddy takes another...

Complaining about being so popular HMPH

Brotha Buck said...

I need three, four clones. ONe to work the job I love, one to work the job I hate, another to travel and visit family, and another two write and blog. That way I could take vacation.

GC (God's Child) said...

you can go to all of them if you plan carefully. Make sure you photograph yourself with the host at each occasion, crack a joke or two, drink half a cup of punch and take a plate away with you. Hit the road and do it again.

Miz JJ said...

You could try to pop into two, maybe three different events. Stay an hour and bounce. Plus you can carry a plate home for later from each place!

Rose said...

Sometimes I wished the same, but then I think no way- they may ex me out and take over. (LOL) Just send a card, with cash and they'll forget you was supposed to be there.

Mad Bull said...

I like your approach.... Get the menu and select yes!