Friday, February 20, 2009

huh what?

Two of the stranger stories this week.

1) Woman's hair weave stops bullet. Am I the only one that finds this story unbeweavable? On another note in these tight fiscal times Police departments should be looking in the feasibility of replacing Kevlar with weave.

2) Chinese mistress contest turns tragic. Seriously first a mistress contest? Well I guess that's not so far fetched with all the slackness on "reality" shows but what does his wife have to say about this one wonders. Then dude obviously broke the cardinal rule of reality TV. Anytime you get rid of a contestant get them the hell away from the rest of contestants and yourself. Like he don't watch TV or something. No he let the woman drive he and 4 other contestants off a cliff. How you going to have the mistress that got eliminated driving the car with all the other contestants in it? Moron!

6 comments:

GC (God's Child) said...

oh, wow
he had five mistresses?!

Quel said...

Crazy, indeed.

Hey, and I forgot our kiddos have the same b-day. Hope yours had a lovely one. :)

Guyana-Gyal said...

Weave ain't cheap, lemme tell you!

As for them mistresses who survived...they left in the end because he ain't got no more money: 'The women knew of one another, but none elected to break up with the man and give up their rent-free apartment and a 5,000 yuan ($730) monthly allowance...'

Will said...

wow... who knew weave could be a life saver... poor thing must've had one helluva headache though - all the women i know get headaches when their weave's too tight...

and this global economic crisis is really serious eh? poor fella that he had to eliminate one of his mistresses... no man should have to go through something so emotionally traumatic... seriously... FIVE???

mad bull said...

That Mistress one was funny, wasn't it? LOL!

LoveMyselfFirst said...

So weave does have a greater purpose indeed. I stand corrected.
You're right, the police could be going 'green' by using weaves instead of their regular vests. lol