Monday, February 09, 2009

Oh no he didnt!

PhotobucketWoe is me shame an scandal in de family!

Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris wha ya gone an do boy?

Dem say (allegedly) that you beat up we bajan girl rhi rhi and mek she miss de Grammys last night. cuhdear!

Excuse me mister but wha happen to all the lovey dovey dovey dovey kiss kiss kiss you used ta sing about?

Wuhloss ya din have to treat the poor girl so! Wha happen man, you had Ike Turner flashbacks or Rhianna miss an juk ya wid de umba-rella ella ella eh eh eh eh eh?

I still cant believe it Chris. I mean after all the hard work you and Terrence Howard do mekkin light skin brothers relevant again this is how ya end up?

Tell me that you was practicing some a dem krumping hypy dance moves and she juss happen to get in the way an get lik down. Tell me something so man. Doan tell me you willfully try to hurt the poor girl. Wha Chris Breezy like he aint easy at all den.

Looka boy you gine got to turn rapper now cause you cant be nuh more rnb singer, wid 95% women fans an bruise battering women so. That cant mek it star cause women gine/should boycott ya after this! Reputation gone through the eddoes boy! Even R Kelly din beating nuhbody. Ya best to denounce the rnb an turn rapper from now and at least you could try an work a publicity thing pun this and save ya career.

But fa true though man, after the woman tek you to Bim ta meet all she family an spend Christmas feed you up wid all sorta bajan jug jug and baked ham an Christmas great cake an ting so this is how you repay she?

Man dat aint right ya kno! If things din wukkin out, do like Main Source and look at the Front door, leff she off, go your separate ways.

Well well well! An to think de girls say ya suh young (19) and good looking and looka wha you doing! Ya lucky she aint family ta me boy or else ..........

An Miss Rihanna I would advise you to press de charges and den leff he off. I dont know the full story but dont be foolish,if he hit ya, get out of that abusive relationship. Nuh partner aint worth it if them gine raise a hand to hit you. Doan let nuhbody fool you that that is love.

But looka how you gone an get in this baccanal so, when juss the other day I had people telling me well at least Rihanna aint gettin nuh bad publicity like some a dem bad girls in the showbizness. Now look now you gone an end up in bare scandal so. Shame shame shame.

Cuhdear!

20 comments:

Crankyputz said...

lol as soon as I read the article, I came over here, cuz I know my fav Bajan would have somehtin to say.....

If what is alleged is true, me think Chrisy boy should be a wee bit scared to go back to the Carribean...no more black cake for him...

Ruthibelle said...

aw nah he dint! I dunno yo. I still waitin for the official, no-mistakes-about-it report. All we hearin is allegations: 'a woman', 'female companion'... eh? Not enough.I want to see the interview with Chris himself, or hear Rihanna say, it was me or it wasnt me... and I want to hear what she hafta say. I mean, I can extend my sympathies and get all worked up but if she going drop right back inna him hand them, then... see what ah mean?

But you right Jdid, isnt 'love' a funny thing... cuhdear!

Anonymous said...

Nice, well he going have to make some hard decisions. I would hope Ri Ri stand firm. However I aint know if i can tek she going into a male bashing phase singing all kinda song.

Chris luck dem ain got no big rocks up dey.

"A woman" stupes it aint true he break every window in Ri Ri Range Rover she was given here in Barbados???

Campfyah said...

But yuh really think he did understanding she when she did leying go alla dem r--holes and gawblimmas in he backside in raw Bajan in dah parking lot. Dah musse wha mek he loose he mind up in hey, up in hey. cause she tell he nuh more conkies, or cou-cou and he get vex and opps upside she head.

But on a serious note, de two ah dem young and gotta learn from duh mistakes, but she shouldn't be letting nuh man beat up on she so, not when she got big cover girl endorsement flashing dah Bajan smile all ova de people flat screens so. He on the other hand too young tuh be starting dis foolishness bout beating a woman, and a West Indian woman at dat. He bess watch he back from now on.

But I did noticing fuh a long time, dat evatime I se a photo wid de two ah dem, it's always she dat got he all wrapped up and not de other way, wha even in Jdid photo dey, um is she dat got he lock off and he just sitting dey.

Abeni said...

I dunno what to make of it. If it did happen than she should walk and fast too. I hearing some thing about she give him herpes,what's up with that?

Jeddiah said...

Word on the street is, Chris Breezy lost his cool when he discovered that he had contracted herpes from Rihanna.

Jdid said...

I aint see no credible sources for the herpes rumour. even mediatakeout that duz usually chat nuff slander say its not true.

I get the feeling to save his career they will spin this to make her the bad girl (as opposed to the good girl gone bad) but I still say he want some good bullpisle lashes.

bakannal said...

dude, only yesterday i read an article in which it was stated that she was grounded and not ending up with unwanted publicity like other pop stars. rasstofari! 'im waan two jumbie lash in 'im kunumunu! i hope she steps.

jelli said...

Well there what he say and what she say then there is the truth and unfortunately we will never know what really happened. But I do know that I can't listen to "Take You Down" anymore.

Urban Sista said...

I think more than anything I'm shocked about how people are justifying abuse -- whether it's Rihanna and Chris Brown or anyone else. I've read numerous young people saying: 'Rihanna must have deserved it! She's too needy!' or 'She must have gotten on Chris' nerves' or 'She must have started it!'

That's some BS right there.

It's one thing to defend yourself against a blow and it's another thing to beat a woman like this is fight night at Mandalay Bay.

I wanna know how dese young people runnin' 'bout de place wif nuh supervision? If Rihanna needs a Bajan companion to keep she in she place, she could hire me. 'Cause that mess couldn't happen on my watch.

Gussie said...

These woman beaters are getting younger everyday. Generation Y get you're act together.

Stunner said...

Yeah I read about the alleged beating of Rihanna by Chris Brown, hear he got tipped of because she gave him herpes she got from jay-Z.Hoping it's just rumors cause that would be just bad star, Chris a woman beater and Rihanna spreading herpes, not pretty.

Jdid said...

so by that logic beyonce ms have herpes too right? how come we aint hear no beyonce herpes rumours.

Pepper said...

lawd stunna u jus a spread the propoganda

nutn nuh go so man

lindadominique said...

I think a lot of people in the industry are going to come to her defense. The news reports that she is bruised and was obviously battered. I'm glad that now they don't just drop the charges because the woman feels sorry for the man. They saw evidence so he's going up the river in the slow boat. How do you get bruises and bite marks unless someone else inflicts them? A man biting a woman and not in a sexual way? Maybe it's just me but I would have had to cut him. Either way he messed up his career. His good dimple boy image is over. There isn't much he can blame on her when he doesn't have a scratch on his baby face. We were talking about it on the relationship site and the fact remains he told everybody they were just friends. No man can put me down like that and still get it at night, no man.

Will said...

when i hear about this i had immediate flashback to halle berry and that no-name idiot who was battering her... why? why? why?

i know chris brown ain't no no-name idiot, but is still a beautiful, extremely talented, successful, young woman gettin beat by some man...

it is so sad... i know this will sound weird, but i hope this is the first time and that she hasn't been living with his abuse for a while...

and i hope she drops him... she don't need that kind of negativity right at the start of her career - cos eventhough she is a major superstar, this is still the beginning for her...

bakannal said...

report i red today sed he got a sex msg, i mean tex msg, while they were in the car and she took offense.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/WinterConcert/story?id=6853200&page=1

silverdragonspeaks said...

I can't believe you people can't see that she was asking for it. Her decisions landed her into this mess. How can you feel sorry for her?

Don't get me wrong, I think they should throw his bot-sie in jail. But I don't think she should get sympathy just because she is Bajan.

She is just as stupid as any other stupid girl out there always looking for the Bad-Boys, and this is what happens when you go with the bad-boys.

Urban Sista said...

@silverdragonspeaks - No one deserves to be abused. Whether she was stupid or not stupid or if he's a 'bad boy', beating a woman up is not justifiable. No extra sympathy because she's Bajan, I just think that men and women have to learn to walk away from each other when things get heated and not let it descend into violence, 'cause it's just not right.

Lola Gets said...

"I still cant believe it Chris. I mean after all the hard work you and Terrence Howard do mekkin light skin brothers relevant again this is how ya end up?"
Ok that was tooo funny!

L