Thursday, April 23, 2009

fast food

I saw this article from England yesterday:

The hit squad had prepared their raid long in advance.

At 10am eight police officers, some in anti-stab vests, joined three council employees on the doorstep of the Bamboo Joint takeaway.

Their mission? To stamp out the practice of selling jerk chicken within 400 metres of a secondary school.

Yesterday, the Jamaican cafe in Leytonstone, East London, became the first takeaway in the country to be given a closure order under guidelines banning the sale of fast food near educational establishments.


All I could do is laugh cause I figure this has to be the first time anybody ever refer to a west indian resturant as serving fast food.
lawd ave mercy! had these authorities done due dilligency they would have realized that food from west indian resturants is some of the slowest food in the world ....assuming they even have what you want. I mean I know some west indian places with lunch specials advertise that you hit the place at 12:45pm and they still aint finish cook their first pot a rice. Fast food! wunnah mekkin sport!

And while I wont say west indian cusine is the healtiest food out there come on now can you really compare a nice peas n rice dinner with kfc or mcdonalds. Give me a break!

And what exactly is an anti-stab vest? These Brits duz got a funny name fa evating nuh.

8 comments:

Gussie said...

In addition to being the "healthiest", the UK has got to be the safest place to live. The police sure have a lot of free time. I'm sure that only one officer was scheduled to go and the other seven just came along for the ride.

Jdid said...

gussie I think the police were just along to "confiscate" the food for lunch purposes

Mighty Afroditee said...

I nearly died when I saw that they were gearing up to raid the Pan man! Lawd, mi gut! Anti-stab vest?? Lol...we not classy enough to have an .42?

Tee heee...!!

Yamfoot said...

that is just too funny!
anti stab vests!!!!

Crankyputz said...

Read this on another blog too, pure silliness.....

GC (God's Child) said...

Hmm...anti stab?
just learned something new. Thanks for the education man.

But what's wrong with jerk chicken? It's not as if it's fried.

Stunner said...

What the hell! Which part of jerk is fast food? These people have no idea, what healthy food is. Anti-stab vest? That's a new one.

Will said...

oh lordie!!! save the poor british children from the dastardliness of jerk chicken!!!

remember dem not use to hot ting eh... maybe dey did have a whole heap of bun up tongue in dat area an dey wanted to protec de pikni dem from gettin dem tayse bud bun off...

lucky fuh dem dey did have dey anti-stab vess on an ting eh... udduhwise the cook mighta use she choppin knife... can't truss a jamaican jerk chicken cook yuh know...