Saturday, April 25, 2009

Style a style

I aint complaining, believe me I aint. But there is just one thing about when the hot weather hit Toronto that bugs me.................... these Toronto people duz completly forget hot to dress properly.

I guess that is what duz happen when it is winter 8 months of the year and people duz get excited once they feel a lil warmth on their skin but still some of these people duz really get carried away by the warm weather.

For instance today I out enjoying the sunshine and the heat on mi skin but everytime I look around I seeing fashion faux pas like dem going out of style. Like the old white fella at the subway station wearing shorts and got dem half pull down like the young fellas duz wear except he aint wearing no underwear and all we seeing is hairy butt crack staring at everybody. Lawd ave merci!

Or the young sista wearing the backless outfit with her breasts push up but still all her bra straps and the back of the bra showing out. I mean I not sure if there is actually any time when it is fashinonable to be showing off your bra but clearly this outfit was not it especialy since the bra din matching the top at all at all.

And the always present spandex wearers. Tell me why you would wear white spandex pants and not wear proper undergarments under it. I mean wunnah trying to give me nightmares or just scare me from leaving my house this summer. Cuhdear!

And no I aint complaining about showing skin. I accept that some will always show more than they should but what I got issues with is the lack of fashion, the styles that aint no style at all

Hence I will proposing spring refresher fashion classes to help people recover fashion sense in the wake of a brutal winter. Mek them mandatory too.

8 comments:

Scratchie said...

My guess is that those classes will be totaly empty.

dalia said...

funny, with yesterday's heat i didn't see one glaring faux pas... just a lot of people wearing shorts and short-sleeves, but nothing to make me go "ew."

Jdid said...

dalia thats cause people in mont-real actual know something about style

GC (God's Child) said...

I didn't see them either
maybe I WAS one

r-dean said...

i didn't notice - i was just enjoying the weather ;-)

Will said...

on the first hot day in london one year i cheerfully donned three-quarter length, white trousers, a navy blue shirt and navy blue flip flops...

when i got home and looked in the mirror i realised that i looked like a weird cross between a deranged yachtie and a metrosexual who'd lost the plot... not a good look for anyone, under any circumstances...

but the hot weather makes you do crazy things to celebrate the fact that the sun exists...

Mighty Afroditee said...

...Only you could out these fashion faux pas in such a manly manner...! Fret not, as summer progresses, maybe they will repair the fashion sense that winter had wrought asunder...

Guyana-Gyal said...

Nah, don't bodda with Scratchie, the classes won't be empty, look how on tv they got fashion make-over shows and they so popular. Maybe you can do a tv show.