Friday, January 30, 2009

14 pickney!

Wunnah hear bout the woman that gave birth this week in the US to 8 babies one time? Nuh lie, 8 in one sitting like how fowl duz lay eggs under ya cellar and show up 3 weeks later with nuff lil chickens pecking bout ya yard.

8 pickney! One sitting! Imagine that!

They say she was on fertility treatments so its not surprising that she had multiple births cause sometimes with those fertility treatments the women who want to get pregnant duz get more than they bargained for and come out with twins and triplets but octoplets? Wow!

But then today now they saying that the woman already had 6 previous children. So now she more than double up with that 8 and got a whole whopping 14 children. That right there is an NBA team including the bench and the injury reserve.

And the thing is the woman live home with her mother. Can you say lawless? You could imagine that? I mean I know a few lawless girls that live home at mummy and got two and three pickney but 14! That is taking it to a new level. If I was the grandmother I aint saying I would put she out but is either that or I personally pack up my own georgie bundle and find a new home and leff she an the 14 pickeny by themselves.

And what would possess you to take fertility drugs if you are already so fertile that you got 6 children already? Wha that could only got to be some sorta madness's!

Is different to when we were living in farm based societies and infant mortality was high. Back then ya did want as much children as possible to spread round work to so one could weed and the other cud hoe and the another cud cook and one cud milk the chickens and shear the pigs and so forth or in case one or two dead off from the plague or something so ya got ample backup but nowadays nuhbody aint checking fa nuh 14 children in this day and age. Two or three is considered enough even if somebody got 4 or 5 people duz start looking at them strange.

And you got to wonder about the father now. I hope she aint going have to go on Maury cause I know fellas wud be sweating bricks waiting to see if they got to pay child support for 8 children one time. Imagine that! Maury sitting down with the envelope saying "James in the case of 6 month old DaBarack,Labarack, J'Barack, Mobama, Brobama, Shabama, Shabarack and Tabamarack you are the father." That poor fella wud have a heart attack one time.

Which brings me to another question. How ya duz properly name 8 babies one time unless ya give them numbers? Sounds like a job for my naming tribunal. See how my words aint fall to the ground? I warn the President and he aint listen to me. Now looka this 8 baby name mess.

9 comments:

Campfyah said...

She and dat fertility Dr. want two good slaps, cause he ein had nuh right giving she nuh fertility drugs afta 6 children and no job, and then when he find out dat dem did 8 in dey kicking she shoulda seek some alternatives.

Stunner said...

* one time! Wow, that it a surprise, even for fertility drugs! Now she is just greedy, she already has 6 and in these economic hard times that is already too much. Well, lets hope she and her significant other can handle all 14.

bakannal said...

i wonder if they plan to share them out like puppies?

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Jacqueline Smith said...

I doan hear no mention bout the daddy, where him at? Or is some sperm donor madness?

One time a man out here run off lef him girl friend at the hospital cause she go fool enough fi have 3 pickney one time! Him tell her him no have twin in him familt much less triplets!

Will said...

why??? i just don't get it... i mean seriously... why???

john and kate + 8 eat your hearts out...

Crankyputz said...

She doesn't have a hubby, this is the craziness....nor a maid from what I hear....

Loved Bakannal's comment...

Abeni said...

Wow,I thought that was the first pregnancy. Yeah will,Jon and Kate just lost their show

Pepper said...

i heard is sperm donor and is the same sperm she use for the first 6 too...girl is crazy