So I gine start simple.
First off this poppit former governor Blogojevich, the same fella dat did a former governor of Illinois til he get impeach mek sum stupid statement about how he blacker than President Obama.
"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up."
So wait because you father had a laundromat in the black community that mek you black or because you see the black community growing up that mek you black? Chupse!
This is a man dat was a governor of a big able U.S state ya kno! Ya wud feel he shud be able to put two words together widout sounding like a nincompoop but then again since he leff government he doing reality shows pun tv so I guess that about sums up wha typa clown he really is.
Lets put your blackness to the test Mr Blagovech. We'll show your photo and Mr Obama's to some klan members and see which one riles them up more. How about we put you out on the street of any large city and see who the cab stops for first.
On another note, I read this article this morning that say during the 2008 elections Hillary Clinton's people found out that Bill had a girlfriend at that time. Well well well. What can ya say about Bill. The man does get around. Yet somehow he still maintains his dignity and likeability (wait that is a real word) and still mekkin oodles a money. Tiger boy ya need Bill to show ya dem ropes.
Does begs the question though. Are we holding our politicians to a lower standard than our sportsmen?