Welcome to T dot

Was walking up Yonge street through the rain Friday evening and heard Lil Kim's blatant rip off of Damien Marley's Welcome to Jamrock and thought to myself let me do a T-dot version. So I sat on my subway ride and made this up between sleep and pondering life's eternal question; arent vybez kartel's neva neva and nuttin nah go so by notch basically the same song? why do subway riders stand in the doorway and stop other riders from getting on the train when there is ample room in the aisles? What does Paul Wall mean when he's talking about sitting sideways is he talking about riding in a TTC bus? And the greatest mystery of all can the rumours be true did the Source gave Lil Kim's new album 5 mics and if so why?

Anyway as you can see still I dont feel like saying too much this week, just still jdid today i guess.

Oh and off/on topic why is it if enter Welcome to Toronto in google images one of the first images I encounter is two topless women who really should be covered? Now now guys dont all rush to google now. lol

Anyway here is my first draft 'needs to be edited' or thrown in the garbage Welcome to T-dot have a great week.



Out in the streets they call it murder!

Welcome to T dot
it started getting hot, on my block
nuff black man fi get shot
it look like it cant stop, wont stop
and then some eediat
claim all blacks fe get stop (by police!)
dey say we need more cop
some say that the yout is a bad lot
even parents saying this a bad crop
it seem like a bad plot
filmed in a t-dot backlot
ya dont know what man have in him backpack
cause every day it seems man lost him head
fraid fe walk some street cause the place get dread
gangsta aim at enemy, shoot you instead
bullet dont know rasta from baldhead
welcome to T-dot!

Yea I know I make the place sound like Falujah or something when in reality it is quite safe compared to most North American cities but as I said it was just what popped into my head. Maybe I need to do a Caribana version.

Out in the streets they call it soca!!

Welcome to T dot
I jumpin up till I get hot hot
soca music play non-stop
I on pun the pan rack
i looking an i had to say whats that
dem gals have summuch back back
dem looking real phat phat
man wine an end up wid a break back
faget ta tek him ginseng extract
him neva shud test dat
him neva shudda claim him can best dat
........


or something so..