Sunday, October 16, 2005

Introducing Jdid Jr

Image hosted by Photobucket.comNope its not a fake. Thought I'd share my news with all you guys here in blogworld. Yep that's right the misses is pregnant and we are expecting a little one ...Specifically that little one in the picture over there come February.

(channeling Kramer) Whoo hoo my boys can swim!

But seriously though if you guys see me on Maury come March you know what that means. The chile aint mine! Lol, I will plead the defense that the ultrasound don't look nothing like me. Look at that picture. That baby head too big! (And I don't want to hear I cant make no sport of the chile, if he/she want to be part of this family he/she better get used to being made fun of. My motto is the earlier I start making fun of him/her the earlier he/she will be accustomed to it.)

I know y'all laughing at my ultrasound defense but I cant claim credit for it. I watched a Maury Povich episode a few years back where a guy used this exact defense as to why he thought the child wasn't his. He came on the show big and bold and said 'this child definitely cant be mine cause the ultra-sound aint resemble me.' Imagine that! Still I may have to use that defense lol.

But yep boy I still remember the day I find out about this baby thing a few months back. Those home pregnancy tests and those damn pink stripes! They let a brother down man lol. I knew I always hated that color.

The above ultrasound was taken around the 3 month mark. You can actually see a fair bit of definition of the baby; lips, arms etc. From that picture, the chile head look real big though must take after my inlaws cause I aint got no big head nor no big headed family. Either that or the wife been cheating on me with Stewie from the Family guy.

But would you believe this, when I went with the wife as she got this ultrasound taken the baby chupse at me!

Yes I aint making it up! The ultrasound lady was showing us the pictures and pointing out arms and head and the rest of the body and the baby lips just puff together just so and let out a big long pouty thing look like a chupse. Well at least we know is a true West Indian baby!

But I did blue vex boy. Imagine me big hardback man, father to be, and a mere embryo dissing de I. What! That is the ultimate disrespect. The chile dissing me before he/she even get into this earth. Start early nuh? When they say that this next generation have no respect at all they aren't lying!

And what get me vexer is see how the mother lay down there and watch the chile getting on so to me and just laughing. Boy it look like I going have to be the disciplinarian and the strict one here cause look how she encouraging bad behavior already. She let the chile get in she belly and chupse up it mouth at the father so. Well well well! Looka muh crosses!

Well boy/girl let me tell you from early, I'm going put some punishment away on credit for you for that chupse. Uh huh, uh huh. Oh ya feel ya bad cause ya hiding in the womb. Well let me teach you this bajan proverb from early 'day duz run till night ketch it'. Boy/girl ya gots to come out sometime and when ya do I will be waiting.

I know y'all over there ready to call children services on me already and saying I cant believe Jdid threatening an embryo. He like he is some sorta big bully or ogre or something threatening a poor defenseless embryo not even born yet. Cuhdear! But see me just cause he/she is an embryo in the womb don't mean I'm going to let him/her get away with this sort of behavior. Yall didn't see him taunting and chupsing at me man. Yall don't know!

Ya have to start from early if not they get out of hand quick quick and next thing ya know I'm on Maury talking about I cant control my 8 year old and I frighten that them beat me and you see the chile there cussing me and hitting me. Naa star nuttin a gwan so! I tekkin initiative from early.

I going to have to be strict. I dont believe in all this beating thing an liks thing but I plan on making sure the chile know which one of we is boss. So he/she chupsing now alright then. Chupse while ya can now cause when ya get here I gine show ya a thing or two. :-)

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Anyway so now I got a embryo dissing me and I also have to put up with a pregnant woman. Women at the best of times are not well understood by me but now this one pregnant so it even worse. Confusion, bodderation, misery. That describes what the woman putting me through all now. Everything that happens she blaming on the baby. Is like she got a built in excuse for everything now and trying to run my blood to water. Well if pregnancy to blame for everything that she doing she must have been pregnant for the last five years or so cause I don't see no change in her behavior. Oh and apparently she would hate if I named the child after me. Boy I don't know how much longer I can deal with this thing, I might not last til February. Come December ya might hear Jdid run way and back in Bim or something so if this thing continue so.

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Before anyone asks me how I feel about the whole baby thing I'll say I'm not as excited as most people expect me to be but I think that's just my way. I'm just not a terribly excitable person. Yes, I realize the magnitude of this event, Its a big big big thing and maybe there is something wrong with me but I'm cool about things. Jump for joy excited no, but thinking about how things will be and all the stuff that the child needs to be taught and the like. Maybe I'm dwelling on the scary things so I cant be as excited as everyone expects who knows. Just hoping and praying that the baby is delivered safely and arrives without any illnesses or defects. So before someone pisses me off like one friend who somehow jumped to a conclusion that I hated children, or didn't want a baby because I simply said I wasn't excited let me just say I'm looking forward to the whole experience. Excited no, looking forward yes. Got it!

43 comments:

Lene said...

You are going to be the bestest father out there. I know this because you are a cool ass individual. Plus, you will never runout of bedtime stories because you write the best blogs.

Because you love pink so much, I'm sending you some pink cuban cigars when the baby comes...lol

smallislandgirl said...

awwww that is the sweetest yuh just like my husy the home test was negative so he was in denial until the first ultrasound don't worry too much about your emotions its overwhelming when you think about it a whole new person you responsible for but you'll make an excellent dad you're already an good person.
Oh and congratulations!!

Abeni said...

That ultrasound makes it sooo real.Congrtas and doh be threatening the poor child already

princessdominique said...

Awwww that's sooo touching :) congrats to the Mrs. I believe you will be a great father, from your posts you seem to be compassionate and caring--just don't play him in squash {joke}

Dr. D. said...

Pram Pram JDid!! (and thats not really a pun intended on pram either!)

Hope all goes well for you and Mrs JDid. One ting fe sure...the pickney cyaan chat as much foolishness as him/her Fada! The world couldn't tek two o de same!
;-)

dorna! said...

Congrats to you and Mrs Jdid. Oh and big head notwithstanding, he must be yours if he chupsing already. :D

Luke Cage said...

Yooooo! Brotha man. Congratulations to you and the missus. I love hearing good things happen to good people. Hey, get all of that tight azz blogging of yours in man. Come early next year, we are going to see just a lil less of my dawg on the blogosphere. We'll still have love for ya man!

~b*b~ said...

woy! yes fadda j.d. :) it seems like everyone around me is popping out babies or impregnating someone these days. must be everyone think the world was coming to an end after the tsunami hit and decided it was time to procreate.

congrats to you and mrs. j-did i'm sure you'll be the bestest of parents.

poeza said...

congrats to you both. dorna! said it right - child chupsing already? must be yours!!! now we don't have to worry 'bout de blogs stopping becuz is pure blogs coming now.... especially wid dat first diaper change!!!

ShellyP said...

That's amazing news! Congrats to you Jdid!

Mad Bull said...

(* knocks fists *) Wikid my yute! Heh heeeeyyy! You can join the baby-father football team now. What position you play and what number you want on the jersey.... oh, and like how the Doc. dis you, you might want to choose a position that will be parallel to his position so you can kick him down and give him a bruk foot, because you know he is going to be on the opposite team! ;-)

BajanQueen said...

Congratulations! I am so happy for you and the missus!

You will make a great daddy, after all you're bajan!!

~Smooches~

Stunner said...

Brap! Brap! Congratulations mi yute.

The Marlo Girl said...

wha!? a you dat jdid!

:)

congrats. that is soooo wonderful.

i'm very happy for you.

Radmila said...

Congratulations!

Life is never going to be the same.

solitaire said...

Wuhloss! JDiddy gwine be a fadda!!

Well you know I'm pro-life, so of course I excited, yes? :o)

And yes, I gwine pray for the little one. Is yuh fe troot, look how di head BIG.

(lmao lmao)

Seriously, congrats. Another intelligent Black chile gwine enter this world. Salute!

Quel said...

Congratulations!

Mr. Righteous said...

Not excited, 3 whole paragraph bout 1 lil chupse and you not exicted. The way you beating up your chest dey make me remember home when hen cackle cause they lay, how the roster use to flap he wings man and crow. Congrats and enjoy each stage. And safe delivery to the misses.

Nikki said...

Congrats on the impending fatherhood!

Miz JJ said...

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

We aint got no big headed people in we family! LOL blown up heads but not big ones! Cant wait to help you teach it to be evil :) It better be a boy to be able to hang wid it two de two little angels it got for cousins cause we aint ready for teleela!

Amadeo said...

I'm dying off the Kramer quote. Hell yeah let the seed know what's up now. Gotta put your foot down early.

SP said...

Awwww! Congrats to you and Wifey! Don't worry, the excitement will hit you as it gets closer.

Urban Sista said...

Congrats! That's great news :) Now you'll get to experience child rearing first hand... Lord knows the stories we'll be reading ;)

msjaim said...

Another Congrats to u!!!!.. Jaime Loves the Babies!

Yamfoot said...

That's one of the nicest things that could happen to a couple who is in a position to care for the child in all the ways necessary.

enjoy the ride!

BajanSistren said...

Congrats my brother (and de missus too) and stop telling de people dem lies, you know de baby head big like yours too.

But I gine gotta side wid yuh on de layaway licks, yuh gotta bend de tree when it young.

Can't wait to meet Jr. in person.

Campfyah said...

say it ein so...I be missing from blogland fuh a few weeks and come back tuh Jdid mekking babies... whalossss.. Congrats mi bretheren. All the best for the joys, excitment and boderating in the yrs to come.

summer m. said...

congrats, diddy!!!! and, though i love the show, i'd hate to see you on maury.

Angry Dog said...

Congratulations JDid! Bwoy, you might have to tap the baby and say "yow, turn over" so that u can see if him face resemble you :D

nahmix said...

wow...congrats! how exciting! i can't to read all about your adventures in parenthood.

Sunshine said...

Whoa! Congratulations to you and the missus. I can't remember if this is your first, but regardless all the best.

Scratchie said...

envkteqxCongrats to you and Mrs. JDid. I know you guys will make great parents.

LivingSingle said...

Congratulations!! I'm happy for you two!!

Shotta M said...

Congrats. Don't watch no face - excitment lasts a second, but planning will do the little one good for the long haul.

BajanQT said...

Jdid, congrats to you and the wifey. Wuhloss um is ubout time uh get tuh hear uh gine be uh godmudduh and tuh see de pictuh too,,,man uh ovuh de mune!

Inside Man said...

Be afraid, be verrrryy afraid....

Naw, just playing with you man. The blessings of fatherhood will really hit you when you see yourself in the face of that child. Not only physically, but in his whole composition. It's amazing.....

Brotha Buck said...

Congratulations! I'm sorry I got the news so late. I look forward to hearing all the stories that will come. Man, that is GREAT NEWS!

titilayo said...

Wuhloss, a little jdid baby -- Trouble start now!

Haha, just kicksing! Congratulations to your and the missus!

Cymple said...

Aaaawwww CONGRATS!!!! I'm all excited by the pic. LOL

notyouraverage.... said...

awww... congrats, congrats, CONGRATS!

Burke said...

Although I sent my congrats already when you first told me the good news, this is the first time seeing the ultrasound, so now I know for sure you weren't telling stories! I can see the resemblance.

Desiree said...

Congratulations... what a great post to share the news with your friends and... the world!

YOu do sound like you shall make a great Dad. It will take time for the excitement to grow in you... but, it will and by time the baby comes you shall probably be grinning from ear to ear!