Monday, August 25, 2008

Denouce her

Lol I just realized that that title could apply to all three stories lol

1) Madonna compared John McCain to Hitler. When's Obama's camp going to denounce her? Tap tap tap, I'm waiting patiently here. I mean he denounced Ludacris for his song in which he took shots at Hillary and McCain so lets go I'm waiting on a Madonna denouncement. Hurry it up already!

ps: Was I the only one who thought his VP selection was Joe Budden. I could just Obama on the phone. "No you fools I said Budden, Mood Muzik Part 2 son. B.U D ah forget it its too late now lets just go with this Biden guy". Just kidding.

2) Funniest thing I've heard lately. Friend went to Subway last week and as they were wrapping his sandwich he noticed a fly in the lobster salad container on the counter. He tried to discretely bring it to the servers attention when she said "If you want it, it will be extra."

Photobucket3) Ever so often I regale you with tales of how my wife is trying to take me out i.e have me knocked off, eliminate me, off me. You laugh, and say I'm imagining things but I think she really is.

Case in point. Yesterday I go out into the garden to trim the hedge. I leave the door unlocked and I'm trimming away when without warning I'm attacked by wasps. Angry wasps. Guess I must have gotten too close to their hive. I took a few stings in the top of my head and one on my shoulder which really, really hurt and I throw away my tools and fling my arms up doing the St. Vitus dance. I then proceed to do my best Usain Bolt in the 200m impression leaving the wasps in the dust and run pell-mell to the door to get away from the savage beasts. Only thing is I get to the door and my wife has the damn thing locked cause she supposedly went upstairs. Likely story!

Try telling me that wasnt a deliberate move to off me? Yea uh huh!

12 comments:

Melody said...

Dem folk stir up so much controversy fi 'Bama. (Even de ones who go outta de way to help like that woman who said Limbaugh mek 'Bama name sound racist 'cause him pronounce de name "Oh-Bamma" like him sayin' "Yo, Mamma."

If Mrs. J was watchin' through de upstairs window wid one a dem calm Rebecca DeMornay suspense movie looks while yu dancin' St Vitus, then be scurred, be very ascurred.

Stunner said...

I just tired of this campaigning now and all the controversy.

As for the fly, man it's extra protein you must expect to pay more for that! LOL! Good one though.

Are you sure she didn't just think you were having too much fun to want to come in right away? With all that dancing and running? I mean, could be a possibility.

Tami says: said...

Are we paranoid? Maybe it's the insurance; go figure.

Will said...

i think that celebrities who get involved in politics are hilarious... seriously... what qualifies them to make statements and endorsements??? i know they're role models (hah) etc etc etc... but really... just cos you can sing or act or whatever doesn't mean your awareness of real life issues is sound...

i'm sorry about your wife's predilection towards offing you... maybe she read amadeo's entry on feminism and decided she'd be better off alone... her trained military wasps are an intriguing new addition to the spousal arsenal however... props to her - it's difficult to make those little blighters jump through hoops much less attack someone specific...

Ruthibelle said...

lol@Will, i'm soo sure Mrs.J wouldn't be too happy to hear that.
And Jdid, what you should do is carefully plan a counter-attack. Since she used wasps, a lawn and a closed door, maybe you could use bees, a pie, an open window... that was too evil. I can actually see a Mr. & Mrs. Smith scene coming outta that, lol

Re the Fly in the food, J's friend was there trying to be discreet, and got what for an answer? LMAO!!

Mighty Afroditee said...

Hmmm...do you have life insurance? That would be the only telling factor to make your demise lucrative for her...

dalia said...

i'm crying over here... the st. vitus dance?

you are so foolish, jdid! LMAO

Amadeo said...

He only has to denounce black people and white people he's met/spoken to in person.

Umm...watch your back, I'm worried for you man.

Urban Sista said...

LOL @ the fly at Subway! Boy, I had to call my sister to share that with her. LOL!!

Campfyah said...

ha ha hah I cud just see de wifey and Jdid Jr. peeping thru de window just bussin a laff at you.

JerseyTjej said...

you kill me and as soon as I get my sick kids and house up and running I will add you to my blog roll...meanwhile, be afraid, be VERY afraid...and please stay away from the wasps....literally.

Abeni said...

No she was just worried Jdid jnr would get stung.So there:)