Well I mention a few weeks back that I was playing squash with this older lady who works near my workplace. Anyway I said we were just knocking around the ball and she mekkin me run all around the place and she seems to think that she's a better player than me.
Well yesterday she decide now she feeling confident and ready to move up to playing real games. I aint ask to play no games ya know. I satisfied getting a good work out knocking around the ball, working on my technique and seeing how quick I can get back to the ball and that sort of thing but noooo she want to play games. Well who tell she start that? Well The Mad Bull tell me I need to have her show me the proper respect. Well bredren I dust her out today in the games; 9-3,9-3,9-2,9-1,9-0. I din mekkin no sport, well actually I was cause I still aint play full speed but I think she get the point now, ha ha ha.
Cuhdear I feel sorta bad though, and I know I gine get flack from certain foks like "cuhdear how ya beat up pun the wuman so, you aint got nuttin betta ta do doah? you real evil fa true, you is a real bully". Well maybe I should have tried to not beat her so bad but naaa a brothers gotta do what a brothers gotta do. Is a new year and I have to be leaner and meaner. :-) Supose now I did playing fancy and want to make the games closer and the woman beat me? Then alllya would still laugh at me.
Anyway. Anyone watch the superbowl? Very disappointed with the outcome as I was backing Philli. What get me though is the pre game and halftime performances. (Did Black Eyed Peas suck?) First off is it just me or has anyone wondered where they keep the fans who surround the stage on the field during the halftime show. I mean the stands are still full so do they keep these guys in the tunnels and do they get a little scotch in the laps of the fans in the seats so they can actually see the game live? Or is it like ok go stand outside the stadium, here's a little transistor radio for all of you to listen to the game and we'll come back for you at halftime?
I also always wonder where do they get those persons from? They are always like the hypest people in the world. They play country n western music, they getting on bad, they play rap they getting on bad, they bring out Paul Mccartney they still getting on bad. I guess they are paid to be hype but still considering that some of them looked like they could be under 14 you have to wonder if they've had ever heard a Paul McCartney song before.
Oh and is it just me or does anyone else hear Hey Jude and immediately think of BDP's Criminal Minded?
We'll take a sad song and make it better,
remember to let us into your skin
cause then we'll begin to master rhyming, rhyming rhyming rhyming
criminal minded you've been blinded
looking for a style like mine you cant find it...........
I still cant believe that song is from 1987. wow.