Sunday, May 01, 2005

Foolish People in de news

Ok I already did a post about stupid people or as I called it eediat ting dat but I saw two news stories today that I had to stop and say it's like it really have more and more stupid ignorant people out dey , people who aint got no sense at all at all.

The first story is about this bride from Georgia who faked her own abduction. Well well well! Apparently feeling the stress of her impending wedding this lady went and disappear. She left her home in Atlanta to go jogging and somehow ended up in New Mexico. Then she called home and told the fiancee she was kidnapped. Can you believe that? Now I know weddings can be stressful and all that especially big 600 people wedding like she was having but still. Ya mean she couldn't have told one person ya know this thing getting to me I need a break, I need to step back and take a minute? How stressed must she have been to just up and take off like a slave on the underground railway.

But how do you think her poor fiancee feels? Poor fella thinking his girl get abducted just out of the blue just before the big day and then finding out that the woman get cold feet and run away. Police must have suspected he had something to do with her being missing and must be questioning him like he is a member of Al Quada. Then she call and say she get away and he must be feeling real real happy that they find his woman and then bram he find out there aint no kidnapping or abduction its just that the bride to be decide she want to go sightseeing. Imagine that. Well clearly wedding had to be called off. I aint saying that they cant get married later on but for right now she definitely aint looking to engage in no exchange of nuptials.

The second story I wanted to talk about is these fellows down Boston side who find some money while digging in their backyard. These two guys claim that they were digging a hole in their backyard and came up on loot. $100,000 worth of loot. Not exactly Dave Chappell "I'm rich beeetch" type loot but still quite a significant fund for you and me. Well for me anyways. So everybody celebrating their fortune and feeling nice, they getting interview on the radio, tv and in the newspaper and even supposed to go on some of the nightly talk shows. De man dem a turn big celebrity den!

And then when ya hear de shout, somebody look at the stories that the two fellows telling and realize but wait these stories don't correspond, something wrong here. One fellow saying that they were digging a hole in the backyard to plant a tree and the other fellow say they were digging a hole to dig up a tree. So which it was? Maybe they dig the hole to dig up a tree so they could plant a new tree. Hmmm. Anyway when all said and done now they say that my boys work in the roofing business and find the money while they were working on somebody ol house and teif um. So now instead of interviews with Jimmy Kimmel and hanging with the celebrities they hanging with the jailbirds in prison. Cuhdear.

Now let that be a lesson to all a wunnah. If ya planning a crime get ya story straight. If ya in partnership wid somebody on a crime mek sure them aint a idiot and if ya aint got nuh choice but to be with a idiot mek sure that ya drill the story into their heads properly. That is all I got to say.

17 comments:

Abeni said...

You were reading my mind with the runaway bride eh:)Lol, the second story funny.They had to say anything?

Big N said...

If the guy still marries her after this, I'm sending Ice Cube after him.

notyouraverage.... said...

i understand that she got cold feet. that for whatever reason, she didn't think she could talk to anyone about it. but why did she have to make up a story about being kidnapped? don't you think that's going too far? i think something else must be going on.

Anonymous said...

You beat me to post 'bout de runaway bride JDid....eediat fe real. If I was de fiancee I wouldn't be putting no ring pon her rass finger unless she go through some serious counselling. Can you imagine, next ting she decide to chill out and go jog off into the horizon on de first honeymoon night when man looking to consumate the marriage to rahtid!...mek me behave miself...
;-)

As for dem fools who 'find' de money....as dem seh...it takes all types to make a world...but some of dem we can do widout. Dr. D.

Angel said...

If you can have 12-14 bridesmaids and 600 guests at your wedding, you obviously have a lot of close friends and family. Running away, instead of talking to at least one of them, shows that she might have some screws loose. Fiancé better watch out!

Also, she couldn't have left a note or something, instead of lying? She should be charged with public mischief or something along those lines.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Angel saying she sould get some sorta charge! Dr. D.

Big N said...

^^ There should be a crime for not following common sense. Bush would have like a million counts.

Lene said...

She should get charged for that shit. You know hwo much money dem waste pon her? A look fi her? Stupid ass woman...

4panist said...

as I read the blog about the bride all I could think about was "I'm glad my Canadian tax dollar didnt' go into paying all those cops for that investigation!" Now I see others had the same reaction. Its not just the reeediculous cost of a wedding that big, she should also be paying all of those who spend days looking for her.

Jdid said...

@abeni - all they had to say was we find it in the yard
@big N - fa real
@Purfiktgurl - her head surely aint right
@Dr D - If I was the fiancee I would beg back my ring lol
@angel - I think they are going to change her now, as it should be
@big N - nuff people would be in jail if that was so
@Star - yea nuff taxpayers money waste
@4panist - but your canadian tax dollar probably went to searching into the story bout that councilwoman in alberta or wherever that say she had get kidnap and end up in vegas though. remember that?

Campfyah said...

What de backside she need a wedding wid 600 people and 12 brides maids fuh..She name pricess sumbodie??? chuupppsseee. Dat man betta run far enuff from she and leff she alone, she need some chains round she ankles and wrist instead ah ring....

Dem is two idiots in trute..if dem thief de money, dem should split de cash and stash it way and spend lil by little...dem deserving wha dem get.

Nikki said...

That runaway bride shit was classic!! Did she actually think she would get away with that?

kashata said...

The runaway bride is such a silly chick.How hard can it possibly be to say "look here honey/sugarplum/buster(whatever names white folk give each other),i don't really think i want to marry you!"??.

Sunshine said...

Hi Jdid-Can you believe dat ratid. What and eeediat gal eeee. Like I commented on Dr. Dr's blogg-de gal CRACKED!!!

Scratchie said...

Mad woman. They should charge her with public mischief and wasting taxpayers time and money and endangerment.
As for the other eediat dem. Get the story straight before yuh start chat.

Jdid said...

@camp - the woman want a big able wedding an then cant stand the pressure lol, that is too funny nuh

@nikki - i think she did

@katasha - maybe she was tryin ta let him down easier lol

@sunshine - de gal mad sick head nuh good

@scratchie - I agree charge her

solitaire said...

"What de backside she need a wedding wid 600 people and 12 brides maids fuh..She name prnicess sumbodie???"

A hahahah campfyah. Mi does agree wit yuh boss, tenfold! Mi nuh undastand. Well, mi does know seh dem Americans love fi do tings dem BIG. And inna di Sout', even BIGGA. But chuh man, yuh know seh she loss her marbles when she a talk bout 'a Hispanic couple kidnap me'
EEDIAT TING DAT. Yuh need HELP. If she said a Black couple mi fuss one down di deh fe tek one pipe and lash cross her skull!