Ok I already did a post about stupid people or as I called it eediat ting dat but I saw two news stories today that I had to stop and say it's like it really have more and more stupid ignorant people out dey , people who aint got no sense at all at all.
The first story is about this bride from Georgia who faked her own abduction. Well well well! Apparently feeling the stress of her impending wedding this lady went and disappear. She left her home in Atlanta to go jogging and somehow ended up in New Mexico. Then she called home and told the fiancee she was kidnapped. Can you believe that? Now I know weddings can be stressful and all that especially big 600 people wedding like she was having but still. Ya mean she couldn't have told one person ya know this thing getting to me I need a break, I need to step back and take a minute? How stressed must she have been to just up and take off like a slave on the underground railway.
But how do you think her poor fiancee feels? Poor fella thinking his girl get abducted just out of the blue just before the big day and then finding out that the woman get cold feet and run away. Police must have suspected he had something to do with her being missing and must be questioning him like he is a member of Al Quada. Then she call and say she get away and he must be feeling real real happy that they find his woman and then bram he find out there aint no kidnapping or abduction its just that the bride to be decide she want to go sightseeing. Imagine that. Well clearly wedding had to be called off. I aint saying that they cant get married later on but for right now she definitely aint looking to engage in no exchange of nuptials.
The second story I wanted to talk about is these fellows down Boston side who find some money while digging in their backyard. These two guys claim that they were digging a hole in their backyard and came up on loot. $100,000 worth of loot. Not exactly Dave Chappell "I'm rich beeetch" type loot but still quite a significant fund for you and me. Well for me anyways. So everybody celebrating their fortune and feeling nice, they getting interview on the radio, tv and in the newspaper and even supposed to go on some of the nightly talk shows. De man dem a turn big celebrity den!
And then when ya hear de shout, somebody look at the stories that the two fellows telling and realize but wait these stories don't correspond, something wrong here. One fellow saying that they were digging a hole in the backyard to plant a tree and the other fellow say they were digging a hole to dig up a tree. So which it was? Maybe they dig the hole to dig up a tree so they could plant a new tree. Hmmm. Anyway when all said and done now they say that my boys work in the roofing business and find the money while they were working on somebody ol house and teif um. So now instead of interviews with Jimmy Kimmel and hanging with the celebrities they hanging with the jailbirds in prison. Cuhdear.
Now let that be a lesson to all a wunnah. If ya planning a crime get ya story straight. If ya in partnership wid somebody on a crime mek sure them aint a idiot and if ya aint got nuh choice but to be with a idiot mek sure that ya drill the story into their heads properly. That is all I got to say.